So, I cruised over to Etsy to see what other innovative designs I could find.
There was this:
And even a number of steampunk drives, such as this one that emits a blue light when plugged in:
And a Gandalf drive made from a PEZ dispenser (there were a number of them made from PEZ dispensers):
Most of these are rather expensive, so if you're feeling handy, here's a tutorial on how to convert a PEZ dispense to a USB holder.